The Omanyte Prayer

Our Helix, who art in fossil, Hallowed be thy shell. Thy evolution come, Thy will be done, In Kanto, as it is in Sinnoh. Give us this day our daily gym badge, And forgive us our start spam, As we have forgiven those who pressed down on the ledge, And lead us not into the way of the domed one, But deliver us from Eevee, For thine is the move-set, the rare candy, and the SS Anne ticket, Amen.